A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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