yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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