- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock Knock Who's there

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