- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Your mother is average.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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