In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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