- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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