- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Want to hear a joke? No.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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