- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Women's Rights..

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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