- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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