- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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