What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Double-whammy

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Religion.

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knock knock go away

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Anti Joke

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