- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

binladin walks into the american seals

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