What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Where are you going Your house

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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