- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Abortion.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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