There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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School

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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