- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

This is a random Anti joke.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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