Gustavo Andrade

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I walk into a bar...

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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