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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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