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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Jersey Shore.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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