- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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