I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

DERP

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

pobody's nerfect

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Anti Joke

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