What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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