- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

woman's lacrosse

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

get in the car.

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