- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Albino African Americans

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

you will like this because i am black.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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