What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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