A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what are three short words? i a am

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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