- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

I'm homeless.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

identical jokes get different votes.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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