- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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