Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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