- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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