- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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