- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Life

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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