- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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