- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you give like i give lomain

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A lot eh?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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