- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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