- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

roses are red violets should be purple

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Gus's mom

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??