Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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