- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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