- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What is the name of the car? What

being sober in a bar fight

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Boxing on Boxing Day

Click here for free sandwich.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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