- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

gay pom...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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