Women's Soccer.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Justin Beiber

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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