guess what>? your mum lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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your so fat. your fat!

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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deez nuts

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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