Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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