- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

roses are red poo is poo

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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