What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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