- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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