- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

It says so on your cap.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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