Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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fish fishy caoimhin

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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