- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

read this sentence again.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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