Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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