- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Yellow People !!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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