The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Major League Soccer

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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