How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

thumb_up thumb_down -15

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Major League Soccer

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops