- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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