A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

su algato es en fuego

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A women left the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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