- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

"Knock knock..." "come in"

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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