- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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