- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call two dog? dogs

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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