What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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kkkk

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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