Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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call me maybe.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why? Because.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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a black man pays his child support

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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