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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

My Nan, that is all.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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