- Anti Joke

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor