- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A Chinese man fails a math test

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Morning wood.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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