What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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