What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

lets bomb africa

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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