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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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