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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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