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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing