- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Justin beiber's penis

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What does two plus two equal? 4

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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