How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Tall asians

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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