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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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