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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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