- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Honk if you're Amish!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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