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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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