- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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