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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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