Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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