What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Brain fart

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

women rights

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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